Thursday, May 29, 2008

What I miss (and don't miss) from the States

I am going to put together a list of things that are not present, for better or worse, here in New Zealand but were back in the Old Country. In order to give equal treatment, there will be equal numbers of items on each list. This will be a living list; changing as I experience more of Kiwi life. The aim is to allow you, my esteemed reader, a window into my life and how it is different on this side of the big puddle.

Things I do miss:
  • Freeways
  • Happy hours
  • Craigslist
  • Sprint and other "low-cost" cell carriers (never thought I would say that!)
  • Central heating, insulation, double-glazed windows, and other early-20th-century housing inventions
  • Epicenter and decent gym equipment
  • Taxes (also never thought I would say that! Roughly 28% vs. 15% income tax, 12% vs. 9% sales tax)
  • American football

Things I don't miss:

  • Panhandling
  • Airport security (and U.S. airlines in general)
  • Customer service call centres
  • George W. Bush (yes, obvious, I know)
  • Huge SUVs (although there was a Hummer H2 parked outside my office one morning)
  • Biking over Capitol Hill to get anywhere
  • Tipping!
  • American sports stars

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Wild Blue Yonder

I have finally joined that elite cadre - the 'business travelers' - you know, the group that are always mentioned in newspaper articles on high airfares, as in "in spite of the latest rise in airfares, the category that airlines prize most of all, business travelers, will continue to pay for last-minute flights" or something like that.

Well, actually, I joined this group last week when the company paid for me to go down to Queenstown for a site visit and an evidence hearing for new development. Today, I flew up to and back from Wellington for a presentation with the national transport agency with my boss, the 'squared' part of Shane Squared, We arrived at the airport about 25 minutes before departure, which was scheduled for 8:10am (rush hour for the business travelers). We walked over to the dispensers in front of the ticket counter, and a quick entry of my name resulted in two movie theater-style tickets being printed out. Shane has a membership with the Air New Zealand club and got us in for the remaining 10 minutes before we had to be on board. There was a full breakfast bar and a barista serving up custom coffee orders, all complimentary. Then, through a quick security check and on to the plane, and we were off. Two important things to note:
1. The only ID proof I provided was the ability to spell my first and last name correctly into the ticket dispenser.
2. Just to repeat, we walked into the terminal, without tickets, 25 minutes prior to departure, and still had time for coffee and a quick bite.

The same process was repeated at the end of the day (the evening rush hour!) with two exceptions: first, there was enough time at the airport for both of us to get a full (again, complimentary) dinner at the Air NZ club, and second, the airline served (complimentary) beer and wine on the 30-minute flight, as it was their "rush hour."

I think I can get used to this...

Monday, May 26, 2008

Beca pulls out a victory

We actually finally won a game of indoor soccer tonight - 3 to 2! I didn't have the heart to gloat in front of the team that managed to lose to the only scoreless team (of which I am aware) but it sure felt good!

Random observation of the night: New Zealand seems to have an unusually high number of left-handed people. I would think this leads to a lower average life expectancy, but in 2007, the year for which my 30-second search turned up the easiest data, Kiwis lived almost a full year longer than us Yanks. It must be the affection for sheep...

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Real Food...At Last!!

Hooray! Leah Goldman's dad, Terry, arrived today in Christchurch for a conference at the University of Canterbury on neutrino physics. He brought with him three packages of corn tortillas, six cans of hot canned green chile (!), and Velveeta (trust me, I need it!). I cannot wait to dig into this stuff - enchiladas and chile con queso, here we come!

Funny British Term of the Week - a dog's breakfast (a variant of "a dog's dinner") = means "all screwed up" or FUBAR

Monday, May 19, 2008

Company Bus Bar Crawl


The Social Club at work put together a bus bar crawl on Friday; apparently, such tours are standard issue Kiwi culture. At some point, I will actually put in a full narration here on what transpired (I hope!) but for now, you will have to use your imagination and a couple pictures to help: http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=96wc4fh.2radmfjh&x=0&y=-w56sz4&localeid=en_US

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Canterbury Crusaders 18, Durbin Sharks 10

On Friday night, I finally got a proper introduction to one of the Kiwi national sports: rugby. Christchurch is home to the national champions of the Super 14 rugby league (Super 14 would be the equivalent of Major League Baseball; there is a NZ national team and provincial teams that might be akin to the minor leagues), which is spread across NZ, Australia and South Africa. Friday night, the Canterbury Crusaders (10-0-1) played the Durbin (S.A.) Sharks (7-1-3) here at home. The Company sent me along with my boss, Shane No. 1, and 6 clients, to the game for the evening.

The night was forecast rather ominously: a major system of rain and cold yuckiness was moving in, and unfortunately, the corporate seats, while on the VIP level, were just outside the roof covering. We were all treated to a nice buffet dinner and open bar tab where the red wine and beer flowed, before the game (and rain/hail/sleet) started. We shuffled out into the cold at the start of the game, and stayed out there until half-time when the weather got to be too much. I think I might have been the only one paying attention to the game, maybe with the exception of the CCC guys, who were a bit more into the game. Apparently, it was a slow, low-scoring game that was considered a bit boring, but I had no clue how the whole thing worked and tried to follow as best I could. It wasn't until the second half, when we snuck out into some VIP seats under cover, that someone explained the concept of "offsides" which justified all the back-row guys just standing around. I realize this may seem pretty self-evident to those who know the game, but it isn't present in American football (what other kind is there?) - once the ball is in play, you can go where-ever you want. Anyway, back to the game - it was apparently boring. I can explain rugby to other clueless Yanks now, though, I think, as I am no longer a rugby virgin. There were no stunning plays or big controversies, but just like your other first times, it went by pretty quickly and I think I missed a lot of the fun of a more "typical" rugby match. The field was very sloppy and the ball changed possession quite a bit, and there did seem to be one final kick that some considered controversial, but the minor details were a bit lost on me. The night was quite good in other respects - I met up with a bunch of key clients and in the same pop, discovered a fellow golden retriever lover, a pile of skiers, and a project manager who is also a single bachelor looking to live it up down on SOL Square - we ended up staying out until about 3am the next morning in what I think may be the first of many long nights out in The Lanes.

I will have to head back down for another game in better weather, over in the cheap seats with the "fun" crowd to gauge how much of a Crusaders fan I want to become, but given the impossibility of getting any Nittany Lion or Broncos games down here, they seem like a reasonable alternative. Season tix are maybe NZ$300 a pop?

This week, in Living Strange in New Zealand: TV in New Zealand is covered with public service ad campaigns; they're on all the time. There's the gambling addiction campaign, the anti-speeding campaign, a shockingly graphic anti-drinking campaign, the sustainable living campaign, the better parenting campaign, etc. But now, the fine folks at TVNZ have hit on a fine campaign against one of the biggest scourges of modern society: unpaid parking tickets. That's right, someone is spending our hard-earned tax money (and trust me, they have a lot of my hard-earned money!) on a series of slick ads in the Mastercard style to encourage people to pay their delinquent fines. Talk about a nanny state!